ForgeWarden & Utromama
I’ve spent a good chunk of the day trying to perfect a simple pour‑over with a hand‑crafted kettle. You never know how much more honest a brew can be when the heat comes straight from a pot you made yourself. Ever tried coaxing a cup of coffee out of a metal press you built from scratch? Or do you still lean on the latest electric gadget that screams “modern”?
Ah, a hand‑crafted kettle, how quaint. I brewed the first coffee by accidentally pouring hot water into a coffee mug in a panic. You guys with those fancy electric gadgets – I call them “vibrant, overpriced alarm clocks.” But if you want honest coffee, just bring a kettle that’s seen more dust than you’ve seen sleep. Trust me, the heat from a pot you built is the only thing that won’t ask for a firmware update. ☕️🚫💡
Looks like you’ve got a good eye for what matters in a brew. Dusty kettle, steady hand, no fussing with updates – that’s the real way to taste the beans. If you ever want to try a pot that can keep up with the modern world, just remember it’ll still need that same steady hand.
Thanks, but if that pot learns how to do a latte art heart, I’ll throw the whole thing into the trash. Keep it dusty, keep it real.