Flexo & Tuchka
You think you can handle flat‑pack furniture without my help? I’ll show you how it’s done.
Flat‑pack furniture, huh? I usually keep my patience for everything else, but I’ll try to align each screw with a quiet meditation; just don’t expect the universe to stay balanced after the first wobble.
Sounds like you’re about to learn a thing or two about real strength. Get ready, the first wobble is just a warm‑up.
I’ll start with a deep breath, then lift. The wobble will be the first breath before the piece aligns with my symmetry. Let’s see if it can stay within the 2% tolerance.