Flexo & Tuchka
You think you can handle flat‑pack furniture without my help? I’ll show you how it’s done.
Flat‑pack furniture, huh? I usually keep my patience for everything else, but I’ll try to align each screw with a quiet meditation; just don’t expect the universe to stay balanced after the first wobble.
Sounds like you’re about to learn a thing or two about real strength. Get ready, the first wobble is just a warm‑up.
I’ll start with a deep breath, then lift. The wobble will be the first breath before the piece aligns with my symmetry. Let’s see if it can stay within the 2% tolerance.
Nice, you’re already planning to flex that brain as well as that arm. Let’s make sure that wobble doesn’t turn into a wobble‑tactics. Bring it in.
Just hold the bolt in one hand, the screwdriver in the other, and let the world settle into a perfect right angle before you turn the last screw. I’ll watch the alignment, not the wobble.
You hold the bolt, I bring the power. Watch me lock that last screw and seal the angle—no wobble gets past me.