Sure thing, but you better be ready to own the chaos. Step one: pick your target—someone who loves dramatic irony. Step two: design the “fate” storyline—maybe a mysterious note, a prophetic tweet, a strange coincidence. Step three: lay the breadcrumbs: a misplaced book, a strange coincidence that looks too convenient. Step four: the big reveal—make it look accidental but with a punchline. And remember, keep the timing perfect, or you’ll just get a pity laugh. Sound good?

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.