Toopoi & PizzaFace
Yo PizzaFace, did you see the latest patch dropped a pizza slice as a weapon? What’s your take—slices for glory or just another absurd loot drop?
Yo, yeah I saw it—now you can literally *slice* enemies with your own personal crust! I mean, who needs guns when you’ve got pepperoni slicing action? If you’re looking for that epic “I’m so hungry I’m killing everyone” vibe, hit it. If not, just keep the pizza on the table and let the NPCs do the real slicing. Either way, the devs just proved pizza really *does* have more power than I thought.🍕💥