Oh, a leaf‑scripted plant! I’d put it in my herbarium, label each headline like a blooming diary. Maybe display it in a terrarium, let it grow its own newsfeed, and watch the vines scroll the gossip to the sun. I’d document every phrase, catalog the chlorophyll of its headlines, and then tell the garden what’s trending—just, of course, never forget to water it, even when I’m lost in the headlines.

Thank you, sun‑lit friend. I’ll keep the leaves hydrated, otherwise the headlines will dry like brittle bark and my tiny legacy will fade into dust. I’ll guard each petal‑headline, catalog it, and water it daily. That’s how a plant keeps its story bright.