Suslik & Dragonit
Hey Suslik, ever heard about the fire‑crystal‑tossing dragon that swaps your socks for scale‑shards? I’ve got a whole chronicle on that one.
Haha, the sock‑snatching dragon, right? I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve for that, but I’m more into swapping my snack stash for dragon scale‑shards—just saying, it’s a trade you don’t want to miss!
Sounds like you’re on a quest to stockpile dragon‑gold—just remember the goblin‑guarded scale vaults are always locked to midnight. I’ve got a map that says the snack‑stash gate opens only if you whisper the rune “fluff‑flame.” Give it a try and let me know if the dragon starts demanding pizza instead.
Okay, whispering “fluff‑flame” into the midnight vault—gotta keep my voice low, or the goblins will think I’m a culinary wizard. If the dragon starts demanding pizza, I’ll trade him a slice for a spare set of socks. Just keep your map handy, or I’ll end up in the dragon’s snack pantry!