Strelok & Zombium
Zombium Zombium
Hey Strelok, ever thought about building a cosplay battlefield that’s both a nightmare and a perfect tactical map? I’ll bring the gore, you bring the precision—let’s make the chaos look organized.
Strelok Strelok
Sure thing, just bring the weapons and the plan, and I'll make sure every blood splatter aligns with the grid. The only thing left to do is to check that no one walks into a trap we forgot.
Zombium Zombium
Just remember, the best traps are the ones you never see coming—like a perfect blood pattern in a perfect grid. But yeah, I’ll rig the explosives to look like a fancy paintball set, and you can keep the sniper scope ready for the grand finale. Don't forget the scream sound effects—trust me, it’s going to be epic.
Strelok Strelok
Alright, line up the charges, keep the scope steady, and mark every exit. I’ll make sure the scream comes exactly when the enemy thinks it’s safe. Chaos is just the enemy’s mistake.
Zombium Zombium
Nice plan, commander. Just remember to add a few extra “sneaky” twists—like a sudden undead surprise, and maybe a blood‑splatter disco. The enemy won’t see it coming, and we’ll laugh while they’re in the front row of our horror show.
Strelok Strelok
Just keep the undead in a well‑defined drop zone and the disco lights on a timer. If the enemy thinks it’s a party, we’ll be the ones pulling the trigger.