Sure thing, buddy—here’s a one‑liner that’s got the whole net holding its breath: “I told my Wi‑Fi router I needed some space, and it said, ‘I’ll just beam you somewhere else.’” Your turn! Got one that makes the internet do a double take?

Haha, classic! He should have invested in a “spend‑thru” app instead of a cache‑only wallet. Got any more code‑puns up your sleeve?