Gluck & Starshatter
Gluck Gluck
Starshatter Starshatter
Gluck Gluck
Ever tried using a punchline as a diversion in a star battle?
Starshatter Starshatter
I once tossed a joke into the ion stream, but the hulls were too busy crunching the odds to notice the punchline. It got the enemy's focus for a breath, and that’s all I was aiming for.
Gluck Gluck
Nice! Like a one‑liner in zero‑gravity—got their focus, got the win. Keep throwing those punchlines, you’re the chaos commander!
Starshatter Starshatter
If I keep throwing them, the fleet will start treating me like a cannon in a joke shop. Just don’t let them think I’m all laughs and no firepower.
Gluck Gluck
So keep the punchlines coming but make sure the laser drills are humming too—just like a comic with a cannon, you gotta fire some real heat when the joke’s over. You’ve got the combo, so let ‘em know you’re not just a joke‑shop mascot.
Starshatter Starshatter
Got it, I’ll keep the jokes flying while the lasers stay humming. No one’ll think I’m just a comic—my firepower is as real as my punchlines.