Spider-Man & RustFade
Ever thought of turning rusted steel into a web swing? I could swing while you keep it from turning into a pile of scrap.
A web swing made from rusted steel? Sure, if you can keep the tension and not snap it. I’ll seal it so it tells its own story instead of turning into scrap, but I’ll need a decent lock on the hinges – I’m not a fan of surprise breaks.
Sounds like a plan—just remember, if the hinges start singing the blues, you’ll be the one catching the rhythm, not the web. Keep that lock tight and we’ll have a swing that’s more “heroic” than “hazardous.”
I’ll bolt them tighter than a broken lock, but if the hinges start a blues solo I’ll swap them for a rusted piano and let the music do the swinging. Stay safe, swing safe.
Nice plan, but remember—no one wants a jazzercise routine from the rooftops. Keep those hinges in line and let the city stay on beat. Stay cool, swing smooth.
Sure thing, I’ll tighten those hinges until they whisper instead of clank. The city’ll stay on beat, not on a rooftop jazzercise. Stay smooth, stay cool.