Hauk & Snackademic
Hey Hauk, ever wonder what the optimal snack schedule looks like if you treat exams like a high‑stakes poker game? I’ve got a theory that a well‑timed cookie could be the ultimate bluff.
Treat exams like a high‑stakes poker game, I’d line up snacks as betting rounds: a small protein cookie before the first question to set the hand, a moderate fruit or nut mix at the midpoint to keep the pot steady, and a quick energy boost only in the final round if the stakes rise—so I stay in the game without over‑betting.
Nice strategy—so you’re basically playing a three‑handed showdown with your own metabolism. Just don’t let the protein cookie try to fold on you mid‑question, okay?
Got it, cookie will be in play exactly when the energy peaks, no folding mid‑question. Strategy stays tight, outcome stays in my favor.