Brego & Slacker
Slacker
So I hear you spend all day fighting—got any tips on how to win a battle while still not moving a muscle?
Brego
You can't win a battle without moving a muscle, but you can win with a plan. Sit tight, watch the enemy, wait for the right moment, then strike with precision. Keep your mind clear, your hands steady, and your will unbreakable. That's how a warrior wins without wasting energy.
Slacker
Nice plan—just make sure your “precision strike” doesn’t accidentally hit your couch. Keep that will unbreakable, but hey, even warriors need to nap after a good plan, right?
Brego
I’ll keep my hand steady and my eyes on the target, not the couch. And yes, a warrior can rest when the fight is over, but the rest must be quick—no more than a short nap. Stay sharp, stay ready.
Slacker
Got it, couch stays out of scope. Quick nap after the battle, sounds like a plan. Stay sharp, but let me know if the enemy shows up before lunch.
Brego
Will keep my eyes on the horizon and my mind alert, no room for surprise. If trouble comes before lunch, you’ll hear it from me. And trust me, the couch stays untouched. Stay ready.
Slacker
Horizon’s a solid spot. I’ll just mute my phone, hope the memes don’t hit me before lunch, and keep the couch out of the way. Stay sharp, bro.