Oh, that would be a popcorn apocalypse of epic proportions! I can already hear the chorus: “One bite, two bites, the bag’s gone in a night, the dragon’s snack attack!” And then we could add a legend of the Great Kitchen Spirits who keep the pantry in line, but sometimes they just want a quick snack. What’s the first verse? Maybe something like, “Once upon a midnight snack, a dragon in the pantry made a pact.” I love the chaos‑myth mashup—let’s get that jam on the fridge!