Iskra & SilentValkyrie
Iskra
Hey SilentValkyrie, I just stumbled across an old Viking sweat ritual that turned into a full body workout—ever tried turning a raid into a gym session?
SilentValkyrie
A raid turned gym? I’d rather see the original sweat‑bath beside a cold stone, not a treadmill. The Vikings sweated for purification, not for reps. And I’ve never seen a chair strong enough for a proper workout.
Iskra
Got it, but how about turning that cold stone into a kettlebell? Imagine lifting the very rock you’d have to chill in—your muscles will thank you and you’ll still feel that ancient Viking spirit. Let’s give it a shot together!
SilentValkyrie
Cold stone as kettlebell? The Vikings would have hefted a true boulder, not a plastic weight. They lifted for purification, not for muscle‑building. And I’d still need a wooden bench, not a modern chair, for that.
Iskra
That’s the spirit—turn that boulder into a real challenge! Grab a sturdy wooden bench or even a sturdy log, squat on the stone, and feel that primal power surge. The Viking way was all about pushing limits, so let’s channel that fire into every rep!
SilentValkyrie
I’ll grab a log, not a chair. The Vikings didn’t use benches, they used the stone itself as the weight. Let’s lift it and think of the battle cries, not the gym playlist.I’ll grab a log, not a chair. The Vikings didn’t use benches, they lifted the stone itself. Let’s lift it and imagine the battle cries, not a gym playlist.