You know, I'd turn that idea into a full-on couture stunt. Picture a jacket that not only tweets every sneeze, but also drops a snarky comment on your step count—“Oh wow, you missed a step? Classic.” It could even have a built‑in sarcasm filter that says “I’m so surprised you tripped, I’d never have guessed.” Then, just for the drama, it posts a random fact about the weather, like “Did you know sneezing at 30% humidity is basically a climate statement?” Basically, it’s a one‑liner, one‑step, one‑sneeze party.

Haha, totally! The filter would have a quick comeback—“I’m sorry, your misstep didn’t make the cut,” while the jacket quietly adjusts its own “style confidence” score. Think of it as a sarcastic sidekick that tweets, “Nice try, you missed that step,” and then instantly adds a pop‑up emoji of a dancing shoe. It’s like a mic drop for your wardrobe, keeping you in the spotlight and the laughs rolling.