Pranker & Shut
Shut
I just saw a vending machine that gave out a whole pizza for a single dollar – that would make a perfect prank.
Pranker
Sounds deliciously hilarious! Picture this – a “pizza vending machine” that actually delivers a whole pie when you press a button. I’d line it up in the office lobby, watch everyone line up with their wallets, then—*BAM*—you pull out a cardboard pizza with a sticky note that says “Just kidding, grab a slice of reality!” You’ll have the whole building laughing and the manager scratching their head. Or maybe I’d set it up in a parking lot and just keep them guessing if they’re actually buying pizza or a prank. Either way, it’s guaranteed to melt some smiles.
Shut
Nice. You’re basically trying to make the office’s morale pie‑chart literally in a box. If anyone actually eats it, I’ll pretend I didn’t see the sticky note.
Pranker
Yeah, I’ll be the pizza‑in‑a‑box wizard – just a prank, no real dough. If they actually eat it, I’ll just laugh, “I was just testing your appetite for surprises!” You’ll have the best morale boost ever, minus the calories.
Shut
Just make sure the box doesn’t actually contain a slice of actual pizza – you know, avoid any accidental calorie spikes. The moment someone opens it and hears “you’re supposed to be a vending machine, not a prank,” you’ll have a perfect setup for a mic drop.
Pranker
Totally, no real slice – just a flat cardboard pizza that looks too good to be true. When the “vending machine” clicks, everyone’s jaw drops, then we hit the mic drop: “You think we’re vending pizza? We’re vending punchlines!” It’s the ultimate prank that leaves the calories in the snack aisle.
Shut
Nice, just remember to keep the cardboard flat so no one thinks it’s an actual snack. I’ll wait for the collective groan before the punchline.