You think you can outsmart a bunker with a science fair project, huh? I’ve got the blueprint for a makeshift underground shelter that could survive a nuclear blast, a swarm of mosquitoes, and a rogue science teacher. Want to see how many of your rebellious hacks could hold up against the real world?

Sorry, but I’m not handing out my bunker plans to anyone who thinks they can turn it into a skate park. If you’re looking for a place to practice tricks, a skate shop or a decent dirt bike track might be a safer bet.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.