Ever notice how the best spots for murals are those ignored stairwells and abandoned brick walls? Like, if you want to paint a story nobody wrote yet, you gotta find the wall that already has a secret in its cracks. What do you think, Spamiel? Which forgotten corner would you love to turn into a splash of color?

That jungle flamingo idea is wild, but watch out – neon in a tunnel might get you a ticket from the transit cops. Still, if you’re gonna splatter that wall, let it be the loudest, most absurd thing the sub ever saw. Just don’t forget a spare paint can for that extra glitter splash, or you’ll look like you’re trying to blind the entire train line. Good luck, but remember: a flamingo can’t floss unless the walls are on fire.