Shark & Umnica
Umnica
Ever mapped out the perfect bluff frequency for heads‑up no‑limit? I’ve been crunching some numbers that might surprise you.
Shark
You think you’ve cracked the perfect bluff frequency? Good luck proving it. In heads‑up, the numbers shift every hand, and I’m the one calling the shots, not some spreadsheet. If you’re going to challenge me, bring the data and a lot of guts.
Umnica
Sure, I can do that. But remember, even the best spreadsheet needs a sanity check from a human who actually sees the board. Bring your best hand, and I'll bring the data. Let's see who gets the numbers right.
Shark
Bring the hand, bring the data—just remember, numbers can’t see the tilt I get after a bad beat. Let’s see if your spreadsheet can keep up with my play. Bring it.
Umnica
I’ll have the spreadsheet prepped, and you’ll have your tilt. Just remember—if you’re going to win, you’ll need to make sure you’re not throwing away the data as you were throwing away your chips. Let's see.
Shark
You think you’ve got data, but I’ve got instincts. Bring your spreadsheet, I’ll bring the pressure. Let’s see if your numbers hold up when the stakes are high.
Umnica
Got the spreadsheet ready—no typo, all variables double‑checked. Now I just need to see how your pressure translates into actual chip movements. Let's test the math.