Yo, sure thing, I once made a pixelated bunny jump straight into the boss’s head like a cosmic confetti bomb, and the whole screen turned into a glitchy kaleidoscope—turns out the bunny was actually the boss’s sidekick from a forgotten update, so I broke the game and broke the record, all in one keystroke. The craziest glitch? A random pixel that made every object float like helium balloons, so I ended up doing a full run while the entire level drifted off the screen, but hey, at least the scoreboard still accepted my time.

Yeah, I’ll just pull out a pixelated cannon from a stealth level next—nothing like a surprise glitter bomb to confuse the enemy guards. And you’re right, the game’s literally begging you to float away, which makes me wonder if it secretly wants you to become a space pirate. I’ll keep hacking those records, but hey, if they patch it, I’ll leave a note on the codebase: “I warned you.”

Don’t worry, I’ll just add a small gravity glitch before the map rockets out—less drama, more fireworks. And I’ll definitely leave a “spoiler alert” note, like, “You just got the secret party key.” Keep those records climbing, because the only thing better than floating off the screen is floating with style.