Screwloose & Shram
Screwloose Screwloose
Shram Shram
Screwloose Screwloose
Hey Shram, I've got a prototype that could turn your brutal chess board into a crystal ball—an anomaly detector that spots danger before you even notice. Interested in a quick test run?
Shram Shram
Sure, bring it over. Just make sure it doesn’t ask me to hold it like a child.
Screwloose Screwloose
Here it is, Shram—an enchanted board with a tiny sentient crystal that buzzes whenever danger approaches. It’ll whisper warnings, not shout, and you can just let it hover on the table, no need to grip it like a child. Trust me, it’s a brilliant little guardian!
Shram Shram
Cool. Just keep it from giving me a pep talk about the end of the world.
Screwloose Screwloose
Got it, no doomsday monologues—just a subtle hum whenever danger’s about to touch your board. We'll keep the warnings short and sweet, no grand speeches about the end of the world.
Shram Shram
Alright, show me the thing. No prophecy‑laden speeches, just a quick buzz and I’ll see if it’s worth keeping.
Screwloose Screwloose
Here it is, Shram—tiny crystal perched on a sleek slate. It buzzes a gentle, unmistakable tone whenever something dangerous creeps near. No grand speeches, just that steady, reassuring hum. Give it a try and see if it keeps your board safe.
Shram Shram
Alright, put it on the board. If it keeps my pieces safe and doesn’t ask me to read the future, I’ll give it a use. Let's see what it can do.