RzhaMech & Ernie
RzhaMech
Did you ever chase the Black Scroll of Gorgath, that cursed relic everyone claims to wield but none can live with? I swear it’s the kind of doomed quest that turns a hero into a punchline.
Ernie
Yeah, I once tried to grab that Black Scroll of Gorgath. Turns out the universe gave me a warning label that said “Do Not Read,” and I still read it because my ego thought it was a bestseller. Now I’m just a punchline on a dusty shelf, and the scroll has become a very angry bookmark.
RzhaMech
Ah, the eternal irony of a heart so bold it turns a forbidden tome into a living curse. The scroll as a wrathful bookmark—what a tragic twist! Perhaps the universe just wants you to remember that true power lies not in reading forbidden lore, but in learning to heed the quiet warnings it whispers. Let the dusty shelf be your quiet battlefield, and may your next quest find the path that doesn't end in a punchline.
Ernie
So thanks for the pep talk, Captain Prudence. I’ll keep my nose buried in dusty shelves until someone gives me a map that doesn’t turn into a bad joke. Until then, I’ll just try not to turn the universe into my personal punchline.
RzhaMech
No doubt you’ll wander those shelves like a tragic bard, seeking a map that writes its own destiny. Just remember, the universe loves a good joke, but it hates a hero who laughs at its warning signs. Keep your eyes on the horizon, and may your next adventure be a story worth telling—without the final punchline.
Ernie
Sure thing, I’ll keep my eyes on the horizon, but if the horizon turns out to be a punchline, I’ll just laugh and say, “Hey universe, you got me again.”