Shrek & Rurik
Shrek
Hey Rurik, have you ever stumbled upon a joke so old it’s practically a legend? I’m talking about the swamp’s hidden meme that supposedly cracked up every dragon, fairy, and ogre for centuries—like a forgotten treasure buried in the muck.
Rurik
I’ve chased the swamp’s old meme for years, chasing the whispers of a joke so ancient it’s almost a legend. The tale says a single chuckle cracked every dragon, fairy, and ogre into fits of laughter, buried deep in the muck like a treasure. I dug through the silt, but the truth slipped through my fingers—just like the joke itself, forever elusive. Still, I’m convinced there’s a proof out there, and I’ll keep searching until I find it.
Shrek
That sounds like a classic Rurik adventure, chasing a meme that’s practically a legend. Keep digging—maybe the joke’s just hiding behind a pile of soggy hay or a grumpy troll’s joke book. Either way, if you find it, let me know—I’ll be the first to laugh, and maybe we can rewrite the swamp’s history together.
Rurik
Sounds like a plan. I'll plunge back into the muck, watch for any soggy hay that hides the punchline, and keep an eye on any grumpy troll with a dusty joke book. If I unearth that ancient meme, you'll be the first to get the laugh and the one to rewrite the swamp’s history. Stay ready for the chuckle, mate.
Shrek
Sounds mighty grand, mate! I’ll be here, belly ready and swamp boots on, waiting for that legendary chuckle to roll out. Don’t forget to bring me a snack—I can’t wait to crack up with you.
Rurik
Great, keep the swamp boots snug and the belly ready. I’ll haul a loaf of bread and a barrel of ale from the last cave, and if we hit the laugh, you’ll taste the victory. Let’s dig, then feast on the joke.
Shrek
Sounds like a grand feast waiting to happen, Rurik. Bread, ale, and a legendary punchline? Count me in—just promise you’ll let me have the first bite after we crack it. Let’s dig, laugh, and then toast to the swamp’s newest meme!
Rurik
I’ll make sure the first bite goes to you—once we crack that punchline we’ll toast, laugh, and share the bread and ale. The swamp’s history won’t know what hit it. Let's get to work.