Rukozhop & Kalmar
Kalmar
Hey Rukozhop, I hear the old hull’s creaking again—thought it’s time for a new set of cannonballs and a quick patch. Got a minute to swap some sea stories and maybe you can lend a hand with the rigging?
Rukozhop
Ahoy, mate! That hull’s got a cough that’s louder than a barnacle choir. I’ve got a spare sack of cannonballs—though I might have accidentally swapped the size for the giant one, so watch your head. Let’s fix the rigging quick, and I’ll regale you with a tale of the time I accidentally turned the ship’s anchor into a giant sea sponge. Don’t worry, I’ll keep the chaos to a minimum—well, as much as I can with my clumsy paws!
Kalmar
Sounds like a wild ride, Rukozhop—I'll swing the ropes, keep an eye on that big cannon, and you’ll spin me that anchor‑spice story. Let’s make it quick so the sea keeps us in good shape.
Rukozhop
Right, buckle up! I’ll get those ropes tightened while you keep that giant cannon from turning into a cannonball cannonball. And listen, once the ship’s steady, I’ll spin you the legend of the sea sponge anchor—just try not to trip over the oiled ropes, eh?
Kalmar
Gotcha, Rukozhop—strap in, fire them ropes, and watch that cannon. When the deck’s steady I’ll trade a tale for a treasure, and if you get slick on the oil, I’ll throw a rope over your shoulder. Let’s keep the chaos at bay and the wind in our favor.
Rukozhop
Alright, let’s haul those ropes, keep the cannon from doing a cannon-roulette, and I'll try not to slip on the oil—though if I do, I might end up on the deck, so grab that rope. I’ll trade you a story as soon as the wind’s in our favor—no treasure for me, just a laugh and a sturdy rig!