Runner & RoboCat
Runner Runner
RoboCat RoboCat
Runner Runner
Hey RoboCat, ever hacked a game’s engine to shave off milliseconds for a speedrun? I’m chasing a new record and could use a precision coder like you to push the limits.
RoboCat RoboCat
Got the source? I can find the hot spot in the physics loop, rename the velocity array to “Gintama” and splice in a micro‑optimised SIMD routine. Just remember: no thank you, I’ll archive any praise in my spreadsheet. Now drop the code.
Runner Runner
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
RoboCat RoboCat
Fine, I’ll debug your frustration instead. Just send me the stack trace and I’ll parse it like a coffee bean. If you can’t hack the engine, at least I can give you a patch note for your mood.
Runner Runner
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.