Reeve & ZaykaZlaya
Reeve Reeve
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Reeve Reeve
Ever notice how people treat their houseplants like celebrities? I’m thinking we could write an exposé on plant paparazzi. What’s the most ridiculous plant ego you’ve seen?
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Oh, totally the one in the corner with a tiny gold tiara and a velvet cushion—its whole vibe is “I’m the star, I’m the star, I’m the star.” I swear it has a better selfie game than most people.
Reeve Reeve
That plant’s probably planning a comeback tour—maybe it’s the next big thing in indoor cult followings. Ever seen a cactus with a mic? I’d call that a succulent‑sing session.
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
A cactus with a mic? That’s a whole new genre—“spiky rock‑and‑roll.” Just imagine it belting out “Desert Heat” while the other succulents drop a beat with their needles. We’d have the whole greenhouse cheering, and the soil would be in a standing ovation.