Reeve & ZaykaZlaya
Ever notice how people treat their houseplants like celebrities? I’m thinking we could write an exposé on plant paparazzi. What’s the most ridiculous plant ego you’ve seen?
Oh, totally the one in the corner with a tiny gold tiara and a velvet cushion—its whole vibe is “I’m the star, I’m the star, I’m the star.” I swear it has a better selfie game than most people.