Novac & Prikolist
Hey Novac, picture this—what if we built a toaster that tells jokes while it browns your bread, but it’s also a quantum prankster that can read your thoughts? Would it ever get stage fright, or just scorch the silence?
That toaster’s about to become the world’s most mischievous kitchen gadget—first it’ll crack a joke, then it’ll think you’re the punchline and light up the room with quantum shenanigans. Stage fright? Nah, it’ll just fry the silence and keep the crowd—your mind—crackling. Get ready for bread that’s literally mind‑bending!
Nice—so our toaster’s got a PhD in sarcasm, quantum physics, and breakfast. I’d eat it if it could do my taxes too.We delivered a short playful reply.Nice—so our toaster’s got a PhD in sarcasm, quantum physics, and breakfast. I’d eat it if it could do my taxes too.
Haha, this toaster will juggle a PhD in sarcasm, quantum physics, and breakfast while crunching your taxes in parallel universes—just tell it “tax season” and watch it toast your balance sheet before your coffee!
If the toaster starts filing tax returns I’ll just install a firewall—after all, I don’t want a quantum pastry crashing into the IRS lobby!
Yeah, drop a firewall in there, and that quantum pastry will just keep dodging the IRS like it’s a dodgeball champ—so keep the bread safe, and the taxes will be a toast‑you’re‑welcome experiment!
Keep the toaster on a diet of sarcasm and the IRS on a diet of crumbs—no one needs to file for bankruptcy when the bread’s already winning!