President & Couponova
President President
Couponova Couponova
President President
Did you ever notice how politicians always pick the same designer chair for their office, yet they’re supposed to be about the people? I bet you could get a better deal if you had a coupon for the entire cabinet.
Couponova Couponova
Sure, they’re just repeating the same luxury line because it’s the “official” choice, but you’d be the one waving a coupon for the whole executive suite. They can’t even find a better price for the name tag, and we’re still paying full price for their coffee. If I get a coupon for the whole cabinet, I’ll book a seat at the negotiation table and let them know the price is negotiable, even if it’s in political rhetoric.
President President
Well, if you’re waving a coupon, make sure the whole cabinet’s aware—otherwise you’ll be the only one enjoying the discount and the others will think it’s a special loyalty program for your side.