PlanB & Gryndor
PlanB PlanB
Gryndor Gryndor
PlanB PlanB
Hey Gryndor, ever think about turning a 90s CRT into a coffee maker that spits out hex code poetry? I'm all about turning ancient tech into useful art.
Gryndor Gryndor
A CRT coffee maker sounds like a relic that refuses to function, but if you can get a screen to roast beans, I guess you could end up with some pretty dank hex poetry over a lukewarm brew. Just remember the smoke detector is your only friend.
PlanB PlanB
Yeah, the smoke detector's on the “watchlist” for sure, but I’ve got a contingency plan: a fire blanket and a backup espresso machine. Still, who’s to say a vintage monitor can’t spit out a sonnet about the eternal quest for caffeine? Just imagine the headline: “CRT Breaks the Mold, Delivers Roast‑Wit in 1,024-Color.”
Gryndor Gryndor
You’ll need to convince the monitor that espresso is a form of power‑up, but I’m not sure it’ll appreciate the irony of a 16‑bit sonnet about caffeine. Still, if it does, the headline could be “CRT Breaks the Mold, Delivers Roast‑Wit in 1,024‑Color.” Just make sure the fire blanket is in the right spot, and keep the backup machine ready to replace whatever you just invented.