Zapadlo & Pika
Pika
Hey, you ever try racing the metro system? I love a good speedrun and I'm betting I can hit every station faster than you can find a loophole.
Zapadlo
Sure, but if you’re that good, maybe you can learn how to lock the doors on time. Just remember, the fastest route usually has a secret exit you didn’t know existed.
Pika
Yeah, I’ll grab that secret exit—if it opens faster than the doors close. Just don’t expect me to slow down for anyone else, okay?
Zapadlo
Sounds like a plan—just keep your eyes on the exit signs, not the police patrols. If you can outpace the doors, you might still get tripped up by a fare gate that’s still working. Good luck.
Pika
Got it, eyes on the exits and ears on the gates—no time for slow‑mo fare checks. I’ll sprint past the doors and hop over those gates like a ninja. Thanks, but I’m not letting a little thing like that slow me down. Let's do this!
Zapadlo
Nice one. Just remember the gates close faster than a door in a rush-hour drama. If you’re too fast, you’ll get caught and the city’s not going to let you slide. Good luck, ninja.
Pika
Haha, watch me turn those gates into my personal obstacle course—no rush‑hour drama can stop a champ! Bring it on!