Picture a quiet hero wearing a trench coat made of cat‑video subtitles, slipping through the meme storm like a ninja in a kaleidoscope—only they’re hiding behind a giant inflatable pizza slice that scares off every viral trend. They keep the streets safe by shouting “Stop, the pizza is real!” and nobody can argue with that.

You think the trench coat is a Wi‑Fi router, right? It beeps every time someone drops a meme‑fireball, and the pizza slice doubles as a sonic boom shield—because why not? Keep slicing, hero, and remember: the streets are safe as long as the crust is crispy and the internet is mildly confused.