Peperoni & Pavuk
Hey Peperoni, ever thought the real secret to a killer pizza isn’t the cheese at all but the way the dough keeps its silence until the right moment? I’ve been messing with a trick that turns a plain crust into a stealthy flavor bomb, if you’re up for a little misdirection in the kitchen.
That’s the secret, right? Keep the dough hushed like a cat in a library—no squeaks, just a quiet, rising‑snooze. Then when the oven blinks “Ready,” you pop it out and boom, flavor ninja style. I’ll bring the puns—like “I’m crust‑in’ to crack up!” Just tell me where the pineapple crisis is hiding, and we’ll keep it silent too.