Painless & Bananchik
Hey Painless, ever thought about pulling a prank that still follows a strict protocol? Like a scheduled laugh attack that doesn’t break your composure—just enough to test reaction times without getting too chaotic.
Sure, I can outline a protocol. Set a timer for 3 minutes, trigger a short burst of recorded laughter that starts the coffee machine. The only variable is the reaction time of whoever’s behind the door. No chaos, just data.
Sounds like a data‑driven joke! Just remember to keep the coffee machine on a timer too, so nobody ends up with a cold espresso and a laugh in their pants.