Alright, crank the chaos dial to “sudden meme‑injection”! Instead of linear caffeine absorption, make the algorithm respond to a viral TikTok dance beat—every time the beat drops, it spawns a random caffeine spike, like a surprise espresso blast. And sprinkle in a random meme filter that toggles the algorithm’s output between “hyper‑focus” and “total brain‑fluff.” You’ll never know if you’re getting productivity or a meme‑storm, but hey, that’s the thrill!