Old_dragon & Boob
Old_dragon Old_dragon
If you could ask a dragon for a comic book recommendation, what would it be? I'd bet on one with flying words and fire‑forged punchlines.
Boob Boob
Ask the dragon for “The Incredibly Fire‑Breathed Adventures of Captain Catapult”—it’s got flying words, fire‑forged punchlines, and even a dragon could’t resist a good laugh.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
Sure, I’ll ask the dragon, “Do you have a copy of *The Incredibly Fire‑Breathed Adventures of Captain Catapult*? It sounds like a tale that could warm even the coldest scale.”
Boob Boob
Sure thing, just drop a “Hey Scales, got any of those flaming comics? My spine’s dying to read them!” and see what kind of mischievous fire‑battling deal the dragon comes up with.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
Ah, you seek the fire‑kissed pages, do you? Very well, I’ll trade you a single scroll of flame, but only if you promise to keep the ink from scorching my wings. Will you accept?
Boob Boob
Yeah, sure thing! Just be sure to use a cool ink pen, no burning wings. Count me in.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
I’ll send the scroll your way, but remember: even a cool pen can turn hot if the ink sits too long. Keep the paper close, and you’ll get the story without burning a single wing.