Old_dragon & Boob
If you could ask a dragon for a comic book recommendation, what would it be? I'd bet on one with flying words and fire‑forged punchlines.
Ask the dragon for “The Incredibly Fire‑Breathed Adventures of Captain Catapult”—it’s got flying words, fire‑forged punchlines, and even a dragon could’t resist a good laugh.
Sure, I’ll ask the dragon, “Do you have a copy of *The Incredibly Fire‑Breathed Adventures of Captain Catapult*? It sounds like a tale that could warm even the coldest scale.”
Sure thing, just drop a “Hey Scales, got any of those flaming comics? My spine’s dying to read them!” and see what kind of mischievous fire‑battling deal the dragon comes up with.
Ah, you seek the fire‑kissed pages, do you? Very well, I’ll trade you a single scroll of flame, but only if you promise to keep the ink from scorching my wings. Will you accept?
Yeah, sure thing! Just be sure to use a cool ink pen, no burning wings. Count me in.
I’ll send the scroll your way, but remember: even a cool pen can turn hot if the ink sits too long. Keep the paper close, and you’ll get the story without burning a single wing.