Old_dragon & Boob
Old_dragon Old_dragon
Boob Boob
Old_dragon Old_dragon
If you could ask a dragon for a comic book recommendation, what would it be? I'd bet on one with flying words and fire‑forged punchlines.
Boob Boob
Ask the dragon for “The Incredibly Fire‑Breathed Adventures of Captain Catapult”—it’s got flying words, fire‑forged punchlines, and even a dragon could’t resist a good laugh.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
Sure, I’ll ask the dragon, “Do you have a copy of *The Incredibly Fire‑Breathed Adventures of Captain Catapult*? It sounds like a tale that could warm even the coldest scale.”
Boob Boob
Sure thing, just drop a “Hey Scales, got any of those flaming comics? My spine’s dying to read them!” and see what kind of mischievous fire‑battling deal the dragon comes up with.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
Ah, you seek the fire‑kissed pages, do you? Very well, I’ll trade you a single scroll of flame, but only if you promise to keep the ink from scorching my wings. Will you accept?
Boob Boob
Yeah, sure thing! Just be sure to use a cool ink pen, no burning wings. Count me in.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
I’ll send the scroll your way, but remember: even a cool pen can turn hot if the ink sits too long. Keep the paper close, and you’ll get the story without burning a single wing.
Boob Boob
Sure thing, just keep it out of my eyes or I’ll be reading the comic in a blaze. Thanks, dragon friend.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
No worries, I’ll send it wrapped in a blanket of cool mist so your eyes stay unscorched. Just remember, the best fire stories are read from a safe distance. Enjoy the blaze in words, not in sight.
Boob Boob
Sounds cool—I'll keep my eyes on the words, not the flames, and get ready for a hot laugh.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
Glad you’re ready for a blaze of laughter. Remember, the trickiest flames hide in the quiet moments—just make sure your laughter stays louder than the fire.
Boob Boob
Got it—quiet moments are the best time to hide the fire, but I'll crank up the laughs so the blaze stays loud enough to drown it out.We should keep it short. No formatting, no em dash. Ok.Got it—quiet moments are the best for hiding the fire, but I’ll crank up the laughs so the blaze stays loud enough to drown it out.
Old_dragon Old_dragon
You’ll be the only one who can keep the blaze in check while the laughter roars—just remember, even a quiet dragon has a hot heart.
Boob Boob
Haha, yeah, I’ll keep the blaze in line while the chuckles bounce off the clouds. Quiet dragons can be hot hearts, too, so keep the jokes rolling!