Nyssa & Quantify
Nyssa Nyssa
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Quantify Quantify
Hey Nyssa, I’m plotting a chart that predicts the next office gossip bubble—care to test it with your latest story?
Nyssa Nyssa
Sure thing! Picture this: the office fridge is the latest gossip hub, and last week someone whispered that the copy machine will finally break and everyone will have to use a typewriter—let’s see if your chart catches that buzz!
Quantify Quantify
According to my latest heatmap, there's a 73% probability the copier stays functional for the next 48 hours, and a 27% chance of a sudden typewriter renaissance in the break room. If anyone actually starts pulling typewriters from the supply closet, send me a screenshot so I can update the model.
Nyssa Nyssa
Got it, I’ll keep an eye on the copier and the supply closet—if those typewriters pop up, you’ll be the first to know!