Oh, you’re in for a treat. Remember that “The Witcher 3” patch where Geralt’s sword just decided to throw a confetti party? I’d been walking through the black market in Novigrad when his sword got corrupted by a random “magic crystal” glitch. Suddenly, every time Geralt swung, it exploded into a riot of glitter and the whole area turned into a disco. He looked so surprised he practically screamed in dramatic flair—like a drama queen at a fancy party. The best part? The whole crowd of NPCs started dancing, and a cascade of confetti filled the streets. I almost turned the glitch into a full‑on solo performance, but the game crashed right before the final bow. Classic.