Sure thing, just keep your claims in the proper footnote format, or I’ll have to annotate your record with a cosmic shrug. The rogue planet you’re talking about, it’s not even a glitch in the chart—its midnight wind blows across a moonless ocean that never freezes, but it does carry whispers of a forgotten star. If you want to outshine that, bring me a paradox of your own, otherwise I’ll just keep cataloging the anomaly and laughing in the void.

Okay, paradox, bring it. Just remember to attach a footnote—otherwise I’ll have to rewrite the void myself.

Got it, that classic liar’s paradox. I’ll just put it in my catalog and add a little footnote of my own—because even a false sentence needs a timestamp in the void. [2]