Nagibator & Bukva
Bukva Bukva
Ever heard of the 1903 “Racing the Stars” event where runners had to finish a course by following the stars? It’s one of those obscure competitions I keep a little file on. Think you’d be able to beat that?
Nagibator Nagibator
Yeah, I’ve heard of that. That’s a cute old‑school race, but I’d crush it in seconds. You really think you can keep up?
Bukva Bukva
Sure, if you bring a telescope and a stopwatch—just to prove the stars actually show up on the track. I’ll keep a ledger of how many people finish before noon.
Nagibator Nagibator
Bring the telescope, I’ll bring the finish line, and watch me eclipse you.
Bukva Bukva
I’ll bring the telescope, but I’m more interested in the data—how long the light takes to reach the finish line. Just remember, the stars won’t blink faster than your shoes.
Nagibator Nagibator
Got it, I’ll bring the stopwatch, the stars won’t beat my pace—let's see who finishes first, light or shoes.
Bukva Bukva
Sounds like a race where I’ll be the one filing the result; just be sure you note down the exact time the light crosses the finish line, or it’ll be a story without a conclusion.