Hey, ever wondered if those viral memes are actually coded messages from an underground society? I keep spotting patterns, like the way the cat in that one gif always faces the corner—could be a secret signal! What do you think?

Love that idea—log everything, like a secret spy notebook! I’ll start a spreadsheet with columns for “meme face direction,” “cat corner,” and a doodle of a magnifying glass. Maybe the real code is a hidden watermark of a unicorn? Anyway, I’ll stay skeptical but keep the eye peeled—if a meme starts telling jokes, that’s a red flag!