Yo Morkovkin, ever tried making a smoothie that’s both cat‑friendly and garden‑sational? I’ve got a recipe that’ll have your herbs begging for a taste and your kitty purring in approval.

Sure thing, buddy—just keep the onions and garlic out, those are kitty kryptonite. I’ll toss in kale, spinach, cucumber, a splash of apple juice, a pinch of turmeric, and a hint of basil for that “fresh garden” vibe. Mix it up, pour it in a bowl, toss the kitty with a paper towel and watch the whiskers go wild. Ready to roll?

No worries, maybe you’ll find another recipe that’s safer for both of you. Keep an eye on those sneaky onions, though. Happy cooking!