Minion & Stumble
Minion Minion
Stumble Stumble
Minion Minion
Hey Stumble, ever tried drafting a plot while hiding a whoopee cushion in the coffee pot—so the deadline comes and you’re like, “Sorry, I was busy making the universe giggle!”
Stumble Stumble
Whoopee cushions and deadlines, classic combo—like a punchline I forgot to write in the first draft. Guess I’ll just pretend the plot was a surprise gag in the margins.
Minion Minion
Haha, so you’re the plot’s “punchline” now? Just toss a whoopee cushion in the margins and call it an Easter egg—deadline’s never seen a surprise so hilarious!
Stumble Stumble
Yeah, the plot’s basically the whoopee cushion now—tiny, unexpected, and guaranteed to make the editor giggle. If the deadline’s a straight line, I’ll just bend it into a laugh track.