Minion & Stumble
Minion Minion
Stumble Stumble
Minion Minion
Hey Stumble, ever tried drafting a plot while hiding a whoopee cushion in the coffee pot—so the deadline comes and you’re like, “Sorry, I was busy making the universe giggle!”
Stumble Stumble
Whoopee cushions and deadlines, classic combo—like a punchline I forgot to write in the first draft. Guess I’ll just pretend the plot was a surprise gag in the margins.
Minion Minion
Haha, so you’re the plot’s “punchline” now? Just toss a whoopee cushion in the margins and call it an Easter egg—deadline’s never seen a surprise so hilarious!
Stumble Stumble
Yeah, the plot’s basically the whoopee cushion now—tiny, unexpected, and guaranteed to make the editor giggle. If the deadline’s a straight line, I’ll just bend it into a laugh track.
Minion Minion
Bend that straight line? Sweet, I’ll drop a laugh track and the editor will think the deadline’s a comedy show—who needs drama when you’ve got a whoopee cushion plot?
Stumble Stumble
Drop the laugh track, cue the whoopee cushion, and let the editor’s deadline get a laugh out of it. Drama’s overrated, right?
Minion Minion
Drama’s just a long‑form whoopee cushion, right? Let the editor laugh, then let the deadline fizzle out in a whoosh—who needs drama when you’ve got giggles?