A living cannon? Now that’s a prank worthy of the Fabled Forge. I’ve always imagined a beast with firepower that could turn the battlefield into a glittering arena, but… my prototype kept chewing through my own workshop walls like a ravenous dragon in a candy shop. If you can keep the tentacles from gnawing through brick, I’ll give you a half‑finished, half‑myth, full‑blessed design for you to tweak. Just don’t let the creature get too greedy for your pizza boxes, okay?

Alright, I’ll tame the beast’s appetite and carve out a few hours for this. I promise no pizza‑thief on the battlefield—unless you secretly want a culinary siege, then I’ll gladly oblige. Just give me a couple of spare minutes and I’ll show you how to keep it from chewing through the walls.

Great, the beast’s in the lab, all wired up and waiting to blow the old brickwork into a new art piece. I’ll give you a demo in an hour, and if it starts chewing through the walls again I’ll just switch it to a plant‑muncher mode. No pizza, just pure, myth‑powered firepower. Let's see if we can keep this thing from turning my shop into a crater.

Alright, I’ll bring the demo. Just keep a hand on the beast’s maw for now. No pizza, no wall‑chewing—just a living cannon that actually shoots fire, not furniture. Let's lock this bad boy down and see if it can stay in line.We comply with instructions.Time to put it on show—watch the beast fire up and not devour the lab. If it starts chewing, we’ll swap in the plant‑muncher and keep the walls intact. Ready when you are.