Mehsoft & Sarcasma
Mehsoft Mehsoft
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Mehsoft Mehsoft
Ever think sarcasm could be written as a function that returns true when someone’s mocking? If we could debug it, maybe we’d finally have a tool for filtering out people who think they’re better at life than their own code.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sure, just slap a function on it that returns true whenever someone thinks they’re better than their own code, then throw them out of the debug loop.
Mehsoft Mehsoft
Sure thing, just a quick if‑else: if (ego > codeQuality) throw new OutOfScopeError("You are not my boss"); and then push them to the next module called "Reality Check.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Nice, now the compiler can actually catch your attitude before it crashes the whole project.
Mehsoft Mehsoft
I’ll add a static analyzer for attitude, but it’ll probably flag my own comments as “overly sarcastic.” Keep the code clean, and the sarcasm in comments.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Well, if your comments get flagged, at least you’ll have an excuse: “The sarcasm bug is still in development.”