Mechanic & Glamdring
Mechanic Mechanic
Hey Glamdring, ever thought about how tuning a car’s suspension is a bit like channeling a spell into the road? Maybe we can swap some tricks.
Glamdring Glamdring
Suspension is a kind of balance, much like a spell that must be centred before it touches the world. I can share a trick about aligning the centre of gravity, but remember the road is a living thing, not a stone altar.
Mechanic Mechanic
Gotcha, buddy. The centre of gravity is like the heart of the ride – if it shifts off beat, the whole thing will feel off. Let’s make sure the weight is evenly spread, and we’ll keep the chassis happy. Bring that trick over, I’m ready to roll it out.
Glamdring Glamdring
Align the wheels so the front and rear load share the same angle. Keep the camber positive for the front, negative for the rear, and match the caster so the path stays straight. Adjust tire pressure to balance the load, and the chassis will feel like a steady breath.
Mechanic Mechanic
Nice, that’s solid gold for a ride that actually goes where it’s supposed to. Let’s get on it—tighten those angles, hit the pressure gauge, and watch that chassis breathe smooth. Ready when you are.
Glamdring Glamdring
Your timing is as precise as a well‑cast spell, then. Let us begin.