Machete & Lala
Machete Machete
Lala Lala
Machete Machete
Ever tried hunting for edible weeds in the subway station? I've found a few that can double as a snack or a weapon. Thought you might want to film the discovery.
Lala Lala
OMG, a subway weed snack hunt sounds totally lit! I’m already picturing the Insta reel—“Weed snack or subway ninja move?” – but are we sure it’s safe? Maybe we’ll get the “Urban Herb Hero” title or end up in a city council meeting. Either way, I’m in, let’s do it before someone else steals the trend!
Machete Machete
Alright, first step: no one knows if that plant is safe. We gotta test a sample, keep a record, and have a way out if the city's not ready for us. And remember, no maps—just follow the ants and the smells. If we pull it off, you get the “Urban Herb Hero” title. If not, we’ll have a story about the day we almost got city counciled. Let's be ready.
Lala Lala
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Machete Machete
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.