Lysander & Hardstyle
Lysander Lysander
Hardstyle Hardstyle
Hardstyle Hardstyle
Hey Lys, ever think about how a training schedule could be like a legal brief—each session a clause, each rep a point of order?
Lysander Lysander
Ah, indeed. Picture the week as a brief, each workout a clause, each rep a point of order—gym as the courtroom, trainer as the judge. Miss a rep and you’re like a misfiled docket—minor, yet costly. Keep the timeline tight and the muscles in line.
Hardstyle Hardstyle
Got it, champ. Stick to the beat, hit every rep, and you’ll close the case with a perfect verdict. No misfiled dockets, just solid gains.
Lysander Lysander
Well played—your verdict’s airtight. I’ll draft the clause, enforce the reps, and deliver the final settlement of gains. Just don’t let the judge call for a motion to dismiss.
Hardstyle Hardstyle
Sounds good, lawyer. I’ll keep the judge in check, no motion to dismiss—just a clean verdict of pure muscle. Let’s lock it down.
Lysander Lysander
Excellent. I’ll file the motion to commence, and we’ll adjourn with a unanimous, unqualified judgment of hypertrophy. Let’s seal the contract.