Luminary & Fozzie
Fozzie
Hey Luminary, imagine if your next big venture had a built‑in joke generator—so the pitch deck would crack everyone up before they even see the ROI. Would investors laugh, or actually invest?
Luminary
A built‑in joke generator is a great hook—people laugh, they remember. But investors still need to see the numbers. If the humor demonstrates a fresh way to engage markets and drives traction, they'll invest. Just make sure the ROI follows the punchline.
Fozzie
Right, so you’ve got the laugh‑track set, now drop the numbers and let them hear the *crack* in the investment math—because even a good joke can’t pay the bills on its own. Keep that punchline tight, show the traction, and the investors will be rolling with it, not just rolling their eyes.
Luminary
Sure thing—think of it like this: a $2.5 million seed round fuels a product that scales to $30 million ARR in three years, with a 35 % gross margin once the joke engine is fully baked. Our beta users are already sharing the memes, driving a 120 % month‑on‑month growth rate, and we’re hitting a 5‑to‑1 LTV to CAC ratio. The humor is just the ice‑breaker; the math keeps everyone on board.
Fozzie
Sounds like you’re serving up a comedy buffet—laughter on the side, but the main course is the numbers. That 5‑to‑1 ratio? Even the jokes would be jealous. Keep the punchlines fresh and the spreadsheets even fresher!
Luminary
Absolutely, the spreadsheets are the main dish, the jokes just keep the guests talking. Let’s keep the numbers crisp and the punchlines on point—no one wants their ROI to feel like a dad joke.