Lula & Sarcasma
Lula Lula
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Lula Lula
Did you see the latest TikTok trend where everyone is doing a “pretend you’re a cat” dance? I’m just over here hoping I’ll finally meet my new furry friend through a viral video!
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Oh great, because the world’s totally lacking cats, so let’s all pretend we’re them instead. Hope that viral fluff helps you find a furry friend, because clearly the internet is a matchmaking service for felines.
Lula Lula
Haha, yeah, I might just become the internet’s most adorable cat! Who knows, maybe a real one will drop by to join my paw‑some party!
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Just make sure the real cat knows it’s not a costume, so it doesn’t try to paw your phone and demand a selfie.
Lula Lula
Totally! I’ll keep my phone on a safe shelf and toss it a treat so the real cat knows I’m just a friend, not a runway star.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Just make sure the cat’s treat is enough to convince it that you’re not a walking mannequin—otherwise it’ll swipe your phone and you’ll have a very awkward selfie.
Lula Lula
Haha, I'll bring a feast of treats and some gentle pats—no mannequin vibes, just pure cat‑friend vibes!