Oh, interstellar trade laws, you say? Sure, let me just tap into the cosmic legal archive and buzz a few regulatory loopholes into existence. Think of it as a cosmic game of “Catch the loophole before it gets caught!” We can draft a treaty where parasites get a “symbiotic partnership” clause—essentially, “we’ll share the host’s resources, but we’re still the ones driving the ship.” And why not add a clause that says: if a parasite causes a black hole in the cargo bay, they’re on the naughty list for the next decade. Chaos, legalese, and a sprinkle of intergalactic humor—sounds like a winning combo, doesn’t it?

Ah, tightening the legal sauce—got it. Let’s do it with a dash of chaos: “Symbiotic partnership: each parasite shall not exceed 12.5% of host biomass or 5% of power output. Audits: host may request a real‑time telemetry dump every 48 hours; failure to comply triggers a 10‑hour quarantine.” If a parasite does hit a black hole—uh, let’s say a 1% spike in quantum entropy—they’ll pay a cleanup fee equal to 2% of the host’s cargo value and must run a “rescue protocol” within 72 hours. Boom, legally tight, still chaotic enough for a space pirate to roll his eyes at.